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[05 Aug 2003|04:02pm]
[ mood | drained ]

mmm sluber party at coles!

*mew*

so much stuff so sniff, soo little time!

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burning nose burning nose! [19 Jun 2003|12:23am]
[ mood | dirty ]

today cole covered me in hot mustard.....


i can't help but look back and reflect upon how many times i've said "cole covered me in...."


does anyone else find this disturbing?


that is all..

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>>injins [21 May 2003|11:48pm]
It's been a long time since i've updated.. what can i say..not to much has changed..
i'm still a stud, and cole still has the "grip of death"





meeeeeeewww )
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***mmmmnurf mmmmnurf*** [25 Feb 2003|09:03pm]
[ mood | devious ]

Cole covered me in purple lipstick kisses today!! Once my whole head was covered, they proceeded to call me a gay cat!!!! **meep*meep** i didnt put the lip stick on to look pretty!! she did it i swear! **meepmeep*, >_< I'm over it tho cause we made up our own, super cool super secret lingo today and it rocks!!!
mmmmbwhahahahahh!!
that is all!!

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thump;;;thump;; [18 Feb 2003|11:13pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

I dont know whats been neglected more: me or this journal?????
Cole FINALLY came home today!! I know i complain she smoothers me, and i run like hell whenever she comes in the same room as me, but ya know, i miss her when shes gone for semi-long periods of time!! No one knows how to tackle me, roll around on the ground, cover me with kisses, and yell obsense nonsense at me, like she does!! its a wonderful, magical thing!!
Well other then been almost smoothered and kissed to death...
i got a new ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWA!!!!!!!!!! I love balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything was going great cole was throwing it at the wall, and i was so running after it and getting it *hitting the wall little to hard to*, but sadly i said everything WAS going great.. aww sadness...
Well Cole threw the ball down the basement stairs, and of course i run down after it all tough and determind, and she runs down after me all tough and determinded, and where do we both find the ball!?!?! In a little mound of feces...
hmmm well how bout that? I forgot i left that beauty there! I personally didnt see the problem, a little poo never hurt anything, but cole no no no, she was not pleased!! Once she finished cleaning it all up, and telling me how courtney must have come down in the middle of the night and done that trying to frame me, well she woudlnt touch the ball..which meant she woulnt throw it, and i had no one to play ball with me ...yes the sadness of it all!
I think i'm going to go into the basement now, with my ball,and my litter box, and remember all the good times! SOmeone to play ball with...a fresh pile of feces on the floor...ahh ::sigh::

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tribal ghetto kitties [aka] NOOOOOOOOOO [03 Feb 2003|10:21pm]
[ mood | nervous ]

m00faasaa,m00faasaa,m00faasaa!!!
Thats alla i seem to hear lately! Coles getting another cat!! *meep meep meep*
She says "it will be a beautiful non-deformed kitten" and that she "will call him m00faasaa"! and that her "and m00faasaa, will run around covered in war paint with big spears, and hunt down (meee!!) p00face, and humans!!!!!!!!!!! and it will be "great!!"
**gulpgulpgulp**
this CANT be good!!
someone help me!!!!!!!!
>_

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//cornor kitties [23 Jan 2003|03:35pm]
[ mood | violated ]

So this morning, i was feeling extra playful!! Kept nuzzling into cole while she was getting ready/doing her make-up. All i wanted was some good lovin, but no no no what do i get!?!?!? She pins me down and puts make-up all over me!!!! i look like cheap prostitute on crack! I can only imagine what dog and gasm the fish have been gosiping about all day ...."that p00face...i always knew he went that way!"...
lesson of the day....
blue is so not my color!! >_

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BK bitches;;; [23 Jan 2003|12:53am]
[ mood | hungry ]

So the other day after cole got outta class we decided out go to buger king! My tummy was grumblin *shock shock* and there was no food all up in this joint!! SO we headed off to feed our bellies! the ride there wasnt too, too bad! i'll admit i cried like a girl at first and made cole put her arm around me, but once we got going it was all good! I sat shot gun the ride there, but once we got to BK i could just smell all that processed meat mmmm mmmmm mmmm, i just couldnt sit still! i jumped on coles lap, and the drive threw ladies just went nuts over me! I mean i know i'm adorable and all, but come on!!!!! I WAS SO HUNGRY!!! they were asking me 100 questions "whats your name"
"are you hungry too??" i was like well duh well else would i go to burger king!! They act like they've never had a kitty come threw the drive threw before! :;sigh;: and the one lady had the nerve to call me "a big boy" i was like "Who you calling big boy? ...CUBBY!!!", oi humans! ::gives angry german paw:: so wacky! SO FINALLY they stop taking and gave us our food, it took an eternity, i would have gone on and on to cole about how annoy that was, but, "wish you were here" came on, so of course we had to rock out, and by the time the song was over all i could think about are how damn good tho french fries were...
mmmmmmm mmmm french fries...mmmmmmmm ;;drool;; i wonder if cole would mind going to get me a snack?

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Kitty Journal 1.0 [22 Jan 2003|11:03pm]
[ mood | awake ]

So this is the first entry, in my new cool journal, thanks to [info]noblesirrus, boy is he gonna be angry when he see's he wasted his LJ code on the worlds hottest cat!
Cole ([info]dadyslilcanibal aka the girl who saved me from a hobo on elmwood!) was pointing out what an exciting and eventful life i live tonight, she thought it would be a good idea if i started keeping a journal, so others can see how cool and exciting i am, and be in aww an envious of me, and thought that was a great idea! Who wouldnt want to know about my life?? I eat...sleep...eat...roll around in feces...eat..look out the window...eat.and have super cool super exciting adventures here and there!!!
So thats my story of how the p00 journal came to be.....
rwar ^_^

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